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iceplanethoth:

The two dudes below are total douches.

jakoblodwick:

rickyv:

I’m shorting the word “douche.”

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haha, i LOVE calling a dude a douche. or a chick. i’ll call a chick a douche if she deserves it. sure it’s dismissive and non-committal, but most derogatory slang is, you fuckwit. i’m cutting the original entry cuz it was boring and i don’t want it on my blog; besides, the reblogged comments are way better.

“what sound does it make when a water truck and a vinegar truck collide?”

“i dunno, what?”

“DOUCHE!!!”